So true and so hilarious: a study has found that god speaks with a remarkably egocentric voice. In tests that asked people what god’s opinion of various matters was, the unsurprising discovery was…
Today’s Schlipf quotes Bertrand Russell: “Assuming 0=1, we can add 1 to both sides: 2=1. Thus the Pope and I are two, therefore we are one.”
Today’s Schlipf: “What am I doing here? I’m falling asleep.”
“I’M JUST SAYING WE SHOULD HAVE SOME DRINKS AND GET IN MY HOT TUB AND SEE WHAT HAPPENS” via QC
“gym class, gay man, ovaries = TRUTH” @hipsterirony
Jeremy just found some really bad porn. In short: Space mormons sporting bad accents and cliche lines.
Yay turkey day! Yay family time! Yay pilgrim blood bath ritual
Well, this is good for the gay trees.
I stated ‘time travel attempt’ but she wrote down ‘stupidity’. http://bit.ly/7Q8Ja7
Today’s Schlipf: “Who’s the captain of the Enterprise?” Oh no! Don’t ask that! You’ll start the picard vs. kirk flame war!!
